Want to make sure you're notified the day that true, paper bound version of the book comes out?  Of course you do, you cool, trendy, day-one-buying hipster, you. 

I bet you own all your music on vinyls too.


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That way, when it becomes a smashing nationwide success, you can push up your thick rimmed glasses and say, "Yeah, well I was one of the first buyers, so I'm better than you by default."

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